A book written by Terry Gould’s : The Lifestyle: A Look at the Erotic Rites of Swingers. Swinging began among U.S. Air Force pilots and their spouses during World War II. In this small community, the mortality rate among pilots was considerably high. Terry Gould reports a close bond between pilots arose. The implication is that the husbands would protect and care for all the wives as their own, both emotionally and sexually, if the husbands were away or lost. These historic accounts are debatable. Since it would have been highly unlikely for servicemen’s wives to accompany them on any foreign tours of duty.

Other sources indicate that American Air Force pilots stationed in the Southern California desert were the original participants in post-modern swinging. Though the exact originations are usually agreed upon. The assumption is that swinging began in the American military communities in the 1950s. By the end of the Korean war, these groups  spread from the bases to the suburbs. Media outlets picked up on them in 1957 and promptly dubbed the phenomenon ‘wife-swapping.’

Wife Swapping is a term that continues to be used by the tabloid press even today but swingers have long since decided that it is both an inaccurate and derogatory description of their activities which denigrates women to the status of a possession that can be swapped at the husband’s will.

In Berkeley, California the first organization, ‘Sexual Freedom League’, for swingers was created in 1960.

It grew into an organization called the North American Swing Club Association (NASCA) (now NASCA International). It was formed to encourage accurate information about swinging lifestyles across America. A number of swinging organization can be found in almost every countries, with the greatest numbers of registered participants in the United States.

Other countries which have organizations are Canada, sections of Europe such as England, France, Switzerland, Germany, and Japan. In addition a number of clubs are growing in Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa. Swinging clubs don’t just offer parties and special events for swingers but also offers group discussions, workshops, and travel information for their members.

There has been subjective scientific research into the swinging lifestyle. A most recent study, based on an Internet questionnaire addressed to visitors of lifestyle-related sites, discovered swingers are far more happier in their relationships than the rest of the population. Over 60% Of swingers said that swinging improved their relationship with their spouses and only 1.7% said it made their relationship less happier.

Half of the respondants rated their relationships very happy prior to becoming swingers. And maintained it had become even happier. Over 90% Of those with less satisfying relationships said swinging improved it. 70% of swingers claimed no issue with controlling jealousy, about a quarter admitted ‘I have difficulties controlling jealousy when swinging’ to be somewhat true but less than 6% said this was ‘Yes, Very Much’ true. Swingers also rate themselves happier (59% against 32% very happy) and their lives much more exciting (76% against 54% exciting) than does the rest of the population, by surprisingly large margins. Little differences existed between the responses of men and women, although more males (70%) than females completed the survey.

While the syudy is enlightening. It is of certain limited accuracy of the swinging population as a whole; because of its self-selected sampling technique.  It is more than likely that swinging couples who had stronger relationships were  motivated to complete the questionnaire. As opposed to others.

However, the pressures that swinging may place on a marriage means that only those with higher than average levels of commitment to their partners are able to remain strong and married while in a Swinging lifestyle.

Couples with jealousy or strife issues caused by swinging won’t stay in the swinging lifestyle for too long. So, these couples were less likely to respond. ABC News reporter John Stossel produced an investigative report into the swinging lifestyle. Stossel reported over 4 million people are active swingers, according to his estimates by the Kinsey Institute and other pertinant researchers. He also included Terry Gould’s research. Gould concluded that ‘couples swing in order to avouid cheating on their partners.’ Stossel asked swinging couples whether they worry their spouse will ‘find they like someone else better’, one male interviewee responded, ‘people in the swinging community swing for a reason.

A woman interviewee asserted, they don’t swing to go out and find a new wife;’ while It makes women more confident — they are the ones in charge.’ Stossel then interviewed 12 marriage counselors regarding lifestyle. According to Stossel, ‘not a single one of them said don’t do it’. Though some indicated ‘getting sexual thrills outside of marriage can threaten a marriage’. The swingers whom Stossel interviewed claimed that ‘their marriages are stronger because they don’t have affairs and they don’t lie to one another.

 While many online date seekers are still reluctant to embrace video chat, it seems the pros now far outweigh the cons. You see, with free dating sites, financed by Google advertising, becoming more and more popular, so to is date scamming. Date scamming refers to scammers who use fake profiles on (mostly) free dating sites to make contact with other members. Using fake pictures and information, these scammers usually try to encourage members to e-mail them directly. This way, these scammers can enter a free dating website, message dozens and dozens of members, and move on to the next free site. They never actually have to return to the site of origin, but instead wait to receive e-mails at one of their own fake e-mail accounts. These scammers than try to build a relationship with you, only to solicit money or banking information soon down the road. With video chat, members can now confirm at least the visual identity of the person they are communicating with. Though this might seem a bit frightening to some, it’s a lot more frightening to imagine what that gorgeous guy are girl you’ve been chatting with really looks like.

 If the person you are interested in refuses to join you in a private video chat for even a minute or two, you should be very concerned. Though many may indeed be shy, or concerned over the possibility of you recording the chat, they need to be made aware that these are small prices to pay. Insist that you just want to confirm their identity, and that afterwards you will be satisfied with regular chat or instant messaging. Remember, however, that confirming what somebody looks like is only the first step. When you do choose to move your relationship offline, always meet somewhere public, preferably with a friend close by, and never leave to go somewhere private without first informing someone you know of where you’re going. Meeting people online for dating, or even just for casual sex, can be extremely fun and rewarding, so long as you take all the necessary precautions. Condoms, of course, are always an absolute must.

 As for those who want to use video chat for more than just confirming identity, the possibilities are indeed endless. Remember, however, that video capture software is becoming more and more accessible and sophisticated. Even if the video chat software you are using does indeed make it difficult for others to record you, there is always software out there that will find a way. Be aware that anything you show or do on video chat can indeed be recorded. If you are planning on getting naked, you should at least consider certain precautions. One strategy is to video your face, then cover the camera, and then move the camera to capture your body. This way your body and face are not in the same shot, and there was a separated transition from one to the other.

 Though there are always safety issues in hooking up with people online, it is still often safer than hooking up with someone at a bar or late night party. With meeting online, you always have time to carefully plan your first face-to-face encounter. No matter who you have your eye on, however, remember that people are not always as they seem, and being attractive does not exclude them as a potential carrier of a sexually transmitted disease. Though life is too short to live in fear, always govern your life with a healthy dose of common sense. Simply put, video chat makes common sense. It’s also a whole lot of fun. See you online.

HONEST as in “Let’s be honest with each other.”

Variations: “I want us to tell each other everything … Let’s promise to never have any secrets from each other … Let’s open our hearts and minds and souls to each other.”

Fine and dandy. We’re all decent people. This is an honourable goal. Let’s shake on it.

But remember one thing. This is the same girl who was upset when you praised the waitress for her good service at dinner the other night. You remember the one, she was more or less twice your age and perhaps three times your weight.

Yet your sweetheart was troubled. She couldn’t understand why you were so impressed by this woman – “this brazen floozy” were her words, actually – who answered perfectly to your every whim for three hours.

If she was ruffled by that episode, will it really be such a good idea tomorrow to tap her on the shoulder and – being completely honest, because that is what she wants, isn’t it? – say, “See the blonde over there? The one in the very short skirt. I think she has a fantastic ass. I do, honestly.”

As for that odd tingling feeling you get in your stomach every time her sister Sue walks into the room, perhaps it would be better to keep that to yourself no matter how many secrets she wants to share.

Fortunately, she isn’t actually interested in this kind of information when she is talking about “honesty”. What she wants is for you to feel free to tell her how wonderful she is, anytime you want, night or day. As for anything negative, keep that to yourself, please.

JEALOUS as in “I’m not the jealous type.”

Variations: “I know what men are like … I trust you…. You don’t have to worry about me coming after you with a hammer because I see you talking with some pretty girl.”

Wouldn’t it be fine if this were true? And wouldn’t it be fine if your team always won? And money grew on trees? And pigs could fly?

Alas, we have to live in the real world and in the real world she is as likely to be immune to jealousy as she is to have wings or laugh at your jokes all the time.

In her mind, jealousy is a good quality. It is the best practical evidence of her deep affection for you. The fact that it also means no woman is allowed to come within several hundred yards of you for fear of her life is not her intention, just a convenient by-product.

If you are still naive enough to believe her in this domain, at least try the waters by artificially contriving a test before finding yourself in a real life situation.

Arrange for her to see you having coffee in some private intimate cafe with some old girlfriend who you have grown a little tired of anyway. That way, if your current squeeze does go berserk and pour a bottle of water over your “ex’s” head, definitively ruining the relationship forever, nothing much will be lost.

The tragedy is that even if your lovely passes this test, you mustn’t assume too much. It may mean nothing! For all their failings, women are actually often uncannily astute when it comes to figuring out which women are a threat and which aren’t.

What she really means when she says she is “not the jealous type” is that she is not … until there is the slightest reason to be!

INTERESTED as in “You’re not interested in me.”

Variations: “You don’t understand me … You never want to know my opinion … You don’t care what I think.”

Picture this. She’s been in the library or supermarket or dry cleaners or hairdressers or even the gym, for goodness sake, and struck up a conversation with some passing male and he has looked her in the eye and said, “What’s the weather like outside?” That’s what this is all about. He’s asked her opinion.

He has sincerely wanted to know what she thought – merely about the chance of rain, of course. But the subject doesn’t matter. What counts is that he has paused from his busy schedule, from picking up his frilly pressed shirts or wiping the sweat off his heaving chest between sets or whatever – and focussed his attention on her.

You never do that, of course. Well, not in the way he did. A different tone of voice. No baggage intended. The world full of promise. It was so refreshing, so uplifting. Whereas with you, well, it’s always the same old thing, isn’t it?

Solution? Voice lessons perhaps? Or even take up singing. Anything that will help her notice the next time you ask her a question that that is what you are doing – asking her a question. Soliciting an opinion. Actually, maybe forget the voice. Get a sign and hold it up in front of her: “I am asking you a question. I am interested in your opinion.”

Sometimes bold initiatives are called for. This may be clumsy but it’s certain to get her attention.

LIKE as in “I do like you.”

Variations: “You’re a good person … You have some fine qualities …If only I wasn’t going out with / or hoping to go out with someone better… or someone who I might like a lot more.”

This is similar to her saying I “like” all kinds of food. It sounds positive, a quality, something to admire her for. Something for you to feel good about. But in truth?

What happens when you offer her something a little unusual to eat, like dog, snake or monkey eyes? Suddenly you realise that her “liking” doesn’t carry much weight.

That she “likes all kinds of foods” merely means she “likes all the kinds of foods that she likes” – which may be a great many or actually just a few but that is fine by her because that is what she likes and seems a lot to her.

As for “liking” you, rather than standing as a testament to her deep affection, it means something closer to the precise opposite : “I don’t like you.”

Or, more subtly: “I do like you … so little that I can’t even be bothered to tell you that I don’t like you.”

This is bad, undoubtedly. But at least it isn’t the worst. She is partly saying, “I don’t want to never never never see you again.” Or at least: “I don’t want to argue with you and part on bad terms.” Or at the very least: “I don’t want to put you in a sack with a stack of rocks and drop you in the middle of the ocean.”

At least not overtly. And in some relationships, this could count for quite a positive thing.

Still, it is a lethal phrase because it offers no comeback. Since she doesn’t mean what she is saying – since she means in fact that she doesn’t “like” you – nothing that you can say will matter to her.

OBVIOUS as in “Must you be so obvious?”

Variations: “Do you have no tact at all? … Don’t you have any feelings for me?”

Whatever have you done this time? Punched a doorman? Stripped naked in the street? Shagged a neighbour on the dining room table…. while your parents / her parents were over for dinner?

Now that would be “obvious”. Something that you could expect to have confirmed with solid physical evidence. Perhaps even photographs. As you would in a court of law. But this isn’t court. This is a relationship. And there are no laws. So “obvious” in this case means some minor infraction that only her super sensitive radar could possibly pick up.

A rarefied pitch that only her finely turned and ever vigilant warning system would
notice. There is no use asking your friends if they saw you doing anything wrong. And no use asking hers either – they won’t have seen anything but will side with her.

One of the conditions of belonging to the Females of the Universe’s Union of Offence Finders. As for the offence itself, don’t try to think of what you might have done – fastened your seatbelt before she did hers, given a cripple on the tube a seat that she wanted, whatever.

For the sake of harmony, just nod and say, “You are right. I don’t know what I was thinking of. I will try to do better.”

QUARREL as in “I don’t want to quarrel.”

Variations: “Let’s not talk about that now … Can we leave it, please? … Why do you have to go on about it all the time?…You know I don’t like to argue … It was only your favourite VHS / CD / DVD / book / jumper / pet rock / or whatever.”

For once, she doesn’t want to talk. Funny that, isn’t it? If the subject is her or the two of you doing things together or a birthday present for some distant 105 year old aunt or how “nice” it would be to paint the sitting room pink, she is rearing to go and ready to stay up half the night chatting.

But as soon as it is something that matters, something virtually life threatening – like a programme you want to see or a match you would like to go to or whatever the damage is that she has done to your mobile phone memory or PC hard drive – she behaves as if verbal communication is precious, at a premium. That it has to be saved.

Suddenly she reacts as if it’s a dangerous thing. Like starting to laugh in a sacred place. Or making noise in a war zone. A word too many here or there and disaster might ensue. But it is so hard to quell the fires, isn’t it, when you know you are right – for once, at least – and that if you let it go now, it will simmer and stew inside you, driving you mad for weeks.

Yet if you do go on about it, she’ll nail you to the wall for being petty, for refusing to move on. Sadly, she’s got you and there is probably no alternative for you but a few hours out with a mate or two reviewing the situation.

At least you can count on their wholehearted support in this case. Undoubtedly, they’ll have been there.

RELATIONSHIP as in “You call this a relationship?”

Variations: “What do you want from me? … Where are we going? … Don’t you value me at all?”

At the risk of sounding pedantic, everyone has a relationship with everyone else in the world. You have a relationship with the person – male or female – who sells you a paper in the morning, travels the road with you to work, sees you stopping off for a drink on the way home, or dies in the darkness on the other side of the world.

It may not be a profound relationship but it is a relationship nonetheless. No man is an island, remember. She, however, is talking about something more specific. Something that involves terms like “spending time together”, telling her she is “beautiful” even when she looks her worst and helping with the washing up after dinner.

You know very well that other things are more important to a relationship. Like sharing your thoughts on who will win the Premiership. Pointing out to her in detail how easy it is to fix a carburettor. And letting her have the last word now and then.

What more could any girl seriously expect? If you gave anymore, what would be left of yourself? Alright, quite a lot actually. But life wouldn’t be so easy.

And this is where relationships get tough. She won’t think you have one unless you are always upping the ante, adding a new wrinkle, doing a little more than yesterday.

It’s like the freshener in a toilet – it is always being depleted and needs attention.

This needn’t be as frightening as it sounds. Sometimes she will be pleased by things you actually want to do.

• Burping: Yes, it happens normally after a heavy meal. But refrain, even at the most casual get-togethers. If you find it coming, excuse yourself politely and go out and release yourself.

• Snorting, snoring and other throat related noises: Control them or cure them. They act as lady-repellants.

• Farting: Disgusting, yet such a natural physiological phenomenon. And it is controllable – through proper medication and diet control. Just a wee bit of care for your health, and you can manage to evade this horrible event.

• Breath: This is important. You can check if you have bad breath just by licking your skin or smelling your saliva. Always carry mouth-fresheners or chew mint occasionally (not gum).

• Foot odor: It can be so obnoxious that you can throw an entire roomful of people out, the moment you open your shoes. Guys, change your socks regularly and use shoe deodorizers. They are easily available.

The other very successful and popular lady-repellant is your body odor (B.O in short). If you do not want ladies (except those living in underdeveloped countries) to appear within a mile radius, go ahead and stay with your B.O. Guys, have a good bath regularly. Use Deodorants for your armpits and antiperspirants, if you sweat like a horse. There are some men who are used to having a “Gypsy Bath” – meaning covering up their stinks with perfumes, colognes, body sprays and after-shaves. Remember these can never fully paralyze your own B.O.

Practice having good showers, more so, if you are living in a tropical climate. I remember working with a guy, who used to spray Brut allover his clothes – so much so every time he walked past, you would imagine a carcass van just went by. I did talk to him about improving his personal hygiene, but then, you would hardly find anyone giving you advice on these issues. Because it is such a delicate and personal subject not many people wish to discuss about it. You have to take care of it yourself.

In case you use cologne or an after-shave, use good, high-quality brands. Some perfumes suit particular bodies. Try and find out which one suit you best. And for heavens’ sake use little. There are some men, who move about smelling like a room-deodorant. Calvin Klein brands are used by many men but there are many unique low-publicized brands, which are equally good and lasting. Ideally your woman should smell you when she gets close to you, not making a beeline for the door to run away from the perfume.

When your on a date there are some pretty simple things you can do to make sure it succeeds and moves on to whatever you want it to…here are the 3 keys of making your date go so well that even someone as average as you has a chance on the first night.

Step 1….Location

Always let her pick three places where she wants to go on the date. The main reason for this is out of the three there should be one that is the least lame, however if it completely blows you can blame her and make her fell so bad she will go home with you just to make up for it…if thats something you would want. Make sure you keep the bar as low as possible…meaning start as cheap as possible. If you want to spend a lot of money to impress a girl there are way better ways for you to spend your money…a prostitute is a 100% guarantee.

Step 2….Conversation

This is the easiest part of a date, girls will talk and talk about all the crap you don’t want to here about for majority of the night. On an average date this leaves you with one or two stories to tell to impress her…I know what your thinking…”But Jonathan, I don’t have amazing stories to tell like you do.” Trust me…I knew this already. I will let you borrow one of my true life stories that I tell sometimes on dates….I will not give you an amazing story or anything like that because you aren’t good enough to pull it off, but I will give you an average story that will pass the time when it is you turn to speak. Before using this story I do suggest you send a picture and name of your date just to make sure she hasn’t heard it before from me….and yes even if it is your girlfriend or wife you should also send me it…just to make sure. This is a quick (because when with a girl you don’t have much time to talk) true story that happened….

I once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, I ripped both of my arms off and one of my legs. I then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow my limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.

Step 3….Closing

My closing is simple……”Come on. We’re leaving and going to my house.” but lets be honest…you are not me.

Now I know some of us don’t need to worry about this part…. but I also know that all my readers do, so I will make it very simple for you and give you a couple lines that should work at the end of the night…

If she asks “What are you doing the rest of the night?” ….Your response….”You are on the top of my to-do list”

At the end of the night when you get the change from dinner, grab a quarter and say…”If I flip a coin what do you reckon the chances are of me getting head?”

A very simple one…”How would you like my butler to make your eggs in the morning?”

Give her a nice compliment on her clothes…”That dress looks amazing, we should definitely hang that up instead of throwing it on the floor.”

These are just some examples of nice ways to close out a date.

Try these tips and I give you a 100% guarantee* that they will work.

*If it doesn’t work chances are you are a loser and even God couldn’t increase your odds.

I spent most of the day looking forward to the evening’s party at Mimi Rogers house. The night before I’d gotten reasonably wasted at a business party and had done something that I’d thought was unthinkable. My husband and I were great flirts but we’d never done anything more than heighten our own sense of arousal in teasing others, but last night we’d had a little test to see if I could get someone to make a pass a me using only body language. Of course, the body language had been amplified by a silk sheath dress worn without underwear. A girl, Josie, who I’d started talking to, had caught me a little off guard. I had no idea she was with the man who joined us, but by the time the evening ended, she’d become very aggressive that her finger had gotten between my legs. She’d used the cover of a dark booth to show me her man’s cock and it’d been the nicest cock I’d seen for a long time. Not that my husband has an ugly cock or anything. It’s perfectly nice and he uses it very well, but this thing was just shy of being a monster. Most women won’t want to tell you this but the fact is after you’ve had two kids things are never as tight down there. I still keep up exercises, but I’ve got to tell you that this cock was so thick that I couldn’t close my fingers around it and I haven’t got small hands. Anyway, the invitation was made, I’d had a little too much to drink, the opportunity presented itself and I slid down on it. I’d sent all afternoon wondering if I’d been imagining the feeling of that big head slipping all the way down into me. It went up higher than I could have imagined. I think that if I’d put my hand on my stomach I could have felt it inside me. I’d just settled on it when my husband waved at me from across the room and I’d hastily moved aside, pulling it out of me. I hoped I hadn’t hurt the poor guy with my rapid dismount. My hubby Jack had wasted no time in getting my legs over his ears in the back of our car and had joyfully busted me for having another cock in my pussy. To say he was thrilled would be understating it. He fucked me wildly in the car and then again, when we got home, and his language made me blush. Apparently, he’d been nursing fantasies, wicked, dirty fantasies of seeing me with other men. The party tonight was at our neighbors. Mimi Rogers was a good friend and she was one of the neighbors I liked best. We live in an old area of town and the neighborhood only gets together a couple of times a year. It was Mardi Gras time and everyone would be going masked. I knew that Bill and Josie would be there. Josie had told me the things she and her man wanted to do to me and they’d pretty much corresponded with my husband’s fantasies, so I spent the afternoon in an erotic bliss. The party was in four hours but I spent the afternoon wet. My husband hadn’t mentioned our experience this morning before he went off to play golf and I guess I was a little worried that his enthusiasm had been the product of too much drink. Even stranger he hadn’t asked me who owned the cock that had been up my pussy, he’d just expressed disappointment that there wasn’t any cum in me. I’d been horny all day but a little worried, I mean wasn’t it odd for Jack to have fantasies about me being with other men? I dropped off the kids at my mothers and came back to prepare for the party. We’d picked up simple costumes, Jack was going as a gladiator and I was going as Cleopatra. I had a halter with a kind of bra built in that fit me nicely, sequined all over and a skirt with a big medallion in the front. The skirt was just above my knees, and hung off my hips. I thought about wearing no underwear but I felt uncomfortable at the last minute and slipped on a t-back pair. We both had eye masks that we put on just as we rang the doorbell. Mimi’s house is the largest on the block, and is laid out so that the two wings surround their pool. The party would probably have sixty or seventy people there. Mimi was at the front door. She was about forty and she’d had her boobs done last year. Now she only wore clothes that showed them off and tonight I was sure I could see nipples through her lace toga. Normally Jack and I would immediately split up but I hadn’t had a chance to talk to him at all about last night’s experience, so I steered him over towards a corner. ‘Sweetheart I want to talk about last night.’ He grinned. ‘We had a great time didn’t we?’ ‘Well yes, but don’t you want to know exactly what happened?’ ‘If you want to tell me. I’m hoping that you’ll give me a repeat and that this time I can watch, though if that doesn’t work for you I understand.’ ‘Jack, of course I want you to be there. It just happened so suddenly and Josie..’ He held up his hand, ‘Oh it was Josie. I understand now. After work last week, a few of us went for a drink. She made no secret of telling everyone how hot she thought you were.’ ‘I wish you’d told me. I didn’t even know who she was. I guess she’s dating Bill.’ He looked at me. ‘Is that who.’ ‘It was just for a second. I, well I was moving across the bench seat in a booth in front of him and I just sat back and Josie was holding him. It was literally just a few seconds.’ ‘Why only a few seconds?’ ‘Well that was when I saw you wave and I just pulled off.’ ‘Wow, that was it? You were very discreet. I can’t imagine anyone had any idea.’ ‘So what do we do now?’ I had no idea what he’d say, but I was glad I’d worn underwear because I could feel myself getting wet as I’d told him the details. ‘What we do is flirt as usual, but we look for people who might be up to joining us. A couple would be good, but so would a guy or two.’ ‘Or two? I don’t know about two. I don’t know if I could handle two.’ He leaned in close and I could feel his breath on my ear. ‘I think that your pussy was so wet last night that you could have done a troop. And of course a couple of loads of cum in you would make you even wetter.’ I shivered a little. He leaned in close and put his hand under my breast. ‘I’d love to see people playing with your tits.’ He knew exactly what to say to me. I adored having my breasts touched. I was completely lost in my thoughts and I was shocked to feel a hand on my shoulder. It was Mimi. ‘If I didn’t know that you were an old married couple I’d swear you two were talking about sex.’ I laughed. This wasn’t the first time I’d been surprised by Mimi’s perceptive eye. ‘Well maybe we were, Mimi.’ I felt a little daring and I pushed my finger against her lacy toga. ‘Is that a nipple there?’ It stiffened immediately. Mimi said, ‘Why you naughty thing. I don’t think it was that obvious.’ Jack kissed me on the neck and said he was off to mingle. ‘Have fun. If you want to find me just look for the big sword.’ We both watched him walk away. ‘Nice legs.’ Mimi said. She turned to me. ‘So who are you going to flirt with tonight?’ I leaned close to her. ‘Well I think I started with you.’ I brushed my arm along the side of her breast. ‘But I think I’ll go over to Goldilocks and that bear. He looks like a big bear. Maybe I’ll grab a little bear ass.’ As I turned away, I felt her cup one of my cheeks. Maybe she was always this flirty too and I’d never noticed it before. I stopped one of the female elves running around with trays of punch and went over to Goldilocks. I adjusted my mask ‘Did you find one that was just right?’ Goldilocks turned to me and said, ‘What?’ Maybe she was distracted. Or a little slow on the uptake. ‘You know someone to eat who was not too hot and not too cold.’ She laughed. ‘Oh Mr. Bear here threatened to eat me for breaking his chair, but I showed him my goldilocks and he calmed down.’ She flipped up the front of her short plaid skirt and I saw a flash of blond fuzz. The Bear nodded his head and then it popped up a little. ‘This costume was a bad idea.’ It was my neighbor Rob from the next street over. ‘I think this costume belonged to a real bear.’ He paused. ‘And he died giving it up. It’s pretty hot and rank in here.’ Goldilocks laughed. ‘He’s been bitching all night. I said if he complained anymore I’d send him back to his wife.’ I’d thought Goldilocks was his wife. Now I realized it was Gloria. Cute little Gloria, who had the biggest natural boobs I’d ever seen in a bathing suit. She was wearing a little shirt tied above her waist. She must have had a huge bra on. I said to the Bear. ‘Why don’t you take off your clothes? You’d be a lot cooler.’ ‘Oh and go bear?’ Gloria chuckled. She led him by the hand. ‘Come on. I’ll help get you out of the suit. Cleopatra you can stand guard.’ We wandered over to one of the cabanas. The bear said, ‘If you see an animal trainer with a top hat warn me.’ We took another round of drinks off the roving tray. The cabana was open, though only one of the blinds was drawn. There were groups of people around the pool. Goldilocks went to the back of the bear and he gave her directions about finding the zipper. When the suit came off, I could see why he was hot; he was wearing a long sleeve shirt and trousers. I looked back across the pool and saw a bear trainer looking around. It was definitely Rob’s wife, who would have been better dressed as a shrew. She turned back towards the house. I opened the door to give the bear a warning and was stopped cold by the sight of Goldilocks on her knees, Mr. Bear’s cock in her mouth. ‘Oops excuse me. But there is a trainer looking around she just went back into the house.’ Goldilocks looked up. ‘ We can finish this later.’ She turned to me ‘Help me get his costume back on.’ I peeked back through the door. I could see the trainer moving through the room, but then I saw her head up the stairs. ‘She’s going upstairs. You sure you don’t want to finish?’ Goldilocks looked at me ‘Sam? I thought that was you.’ Rob was turned towards me. His cock was throbbing. Goldilocks turned her back to us and said, ‘Come on just a quickie.’ She flipped up her skirt and I saw her pink slit. Rob looked at me and bent over, sticking his cock in. Her pussy was obviously wet because he made a squishy noise as he pulled out. I watched them fuck for a few minutes, my eyes on the door. He came quickly and then he stepped into the suit. I stood behind him while Goldilocks ran to the bathroom and I helped him into the suit. His cock was still a little hard. Goldilocks came back into the room and I quickly bent down, taking his wet cock in my mouth, sucking off her juices, pulling that last little bit of cum out. I stood up. ‘Let’s go. Mr. Bear you’d better leave first.’ We watched from the door as he made his way across the patio. He looked like a very stealthy bear. Goldilocks stood beside me. ‘I didn’t know you played around. I thought you just teased. Thanks for being cool.’ I lifted up my mask. ‘I want to see your tits.’ Goldilocks said, ‘Wow you are different than I thought.’ She untied her shirt and reached behind to undo the bra. I helped her out of it. ‘You need to not wear a bra in that shirt.’ Her boobs were huge. I lifted one of them. She had pink hard little nipples and her areolas were smaller than I would have thought. I lifted one breast to my mouth and sucked her nipple. And then I juggled them a little, enjoying their weight. I felt her hands under mine and then she was peeling one of my halter straps down, exposing one of my breasts. She touched her tongue to its tip and then sucked hard. I felt a gush of moisture and I lifted her mask. This was the second woman I’d kissed. She tasted of honey and cinnamon and I felt her boob press against mine. I looked up and saw someone I recognized as her husband walking onto the patio. ‘You’re hubby is looking around.’ He turned and went back inside. When I turned back, she had the shirt tied. ‘He definitely wouldn’t mind catching us kissing.’ She laughed. I put my breast away. We went out onto the patio and wandered into the house. Most of the people had their masks off now and I saw Josie against the wall talking to Jack. I wondered what they were saying. Goldilocks was still beside me. We walked up to Jack and Josie. Josie was dressed as a harem girl, her huge boobs encase by a tiny bra. I said, ‘Nice outfit you’re almost wearing.’ I reached over and moved one of the triangles. A hard nipple popped out. I pinched it and then moved the triangle back. Goldilocks hadn’t said a word. Josie said, ‘We were just talking about you.’ She looked at me speculatively. ‘Your husband is very enthusiastic about the project you and I talked about last night.’ I know I blushed and I felt Goldilocks gaze on me. She said, ‘This has to do with sex doesn’t it?’ Josie looked at her with interest, and I think noticed her chest for the first time. ‘Wow you have really huge boobs.’ Goldilocks stuck her chest out. ‘I do, don’t I.’ She looked around to see who was watching and, satisfied, unbuttoned to expose one. Jack’s eyes bugged out. She put it away. I said, ‘I caught Goldilocks here blowing someone and I helped her out. I want you both to know that I had someone’s cock in my mouth and then sucked her titty. But I haven’t found any men to fuck me.’ Goldilocks said, ‘Oh I want to be there. I’ve got a strap-on. I’ll fuck you. When are you going to do this?’ Jack said, ‘We’re thinking about an hour from now.’ Goldilocks said, ‘How about my husband? I know he’d be happy to oblige.’ I’d flirted with Dan a few times in the past. He had nice hands. I nodded. Josie said, ‘Well then that’s it.’ She leaned in close and said, ‘I can’t wait to get you properly fucked.’ I felt a shiver up my body. Goldilocks left to find her husband and Josie went off to collect Bill. I leaned into Jack. ‘Are you happy?’ He grinned at me. ‘Oh yes. Not as happy as I will be in a couple of hours.’ ‘Don’t you think it’s funny that all of a sudden we’re planning having sex with others?’ ‘Oh I wasn’t planning on having sex with anyone else.’ I looked at him. ‘I don’t think that’s fair. I want to watch you getting fucked too. I want to fuck you while you’re eating Josie’s pussy.’ I hadn’t realized Mimi was behind me when I said that. She grabbed me by the elbow. ‘I can’t believe you swing.’ I turned, ‘Oh we were just kidding. You know how we love to tease.’ I realized she was slightly drunk, so maybe she wouldn’t think anything of it. She grabbed me around the waist. ‘I’ll believe you if you let me check you.’ I said, ‘Sweetheart, I always get wet when I flirt. That’s why I flirt. It arouses me. I love that feeling of making people want to fuck me, I love knowing they want to fuck me even before they know they want to fuck me.’ I saw that her toga had come a little undone. She shifted her leg and I saw a little drip on her thigh. ‘Mimi you’ve got cum on your leg.’ She looked down and giggled. ‘Yes I do. I’m a little drunk and I think I got carried away. Would you help me upstairs?’ I nodded at Jack and she leaned into me. She stumbled a couple of times but I got her to her bedroom, locking the door while I got her settled. She sat in a chair while I folded the bed down, saying only, ‘Damn I didn’t think I had that much to drink.’ When she stood up she was naked and she had a very distinct trail of cum on her leg. I lay her down and she said, ‘Can you get a washcloth for me? I’d hate Johnny to come to bed and find all that cum on me, even though I know he got some tonight too.’ I went and got a warm washcloth and wiped her leg. She spread her legs apart. ‘Don’t forget that part honey.’ Her pussy had been shaved and was very pink. There was a lot of cum oozing out. I said, ‘You’ve got a lot inside you. Are you sure you don’t want to go the bathroom?’ ‘I need to go to sleep. A lot of cum. Yeah, three loads. I got fucked good tonight.’ I leaned down and licked the top of her pussy. She moaned and I said, ‘I have to get back downstairs.’ I stuck a finger up and felt her wet, and then pulled it out. It was covered in cum. I gave her a last wipe and then went to the bathroom to wash my hands. She leaned towards me, her boobs in my face, her nipples long and pink. ‘When I’m sober I want to lick you. It’ll be fun.’ When I went back downstairs, Jack was waiting. ‘Let’s go get ready.’ We walked down the street, holding hands. I ran upstairs and had a shower, and then I put on a teddy and a dressing gown. There didn’t seem any point to getting dressed. Jack had a drink waiting for me and then he ran to shower as well. Bill and Josie were the first at the door. She had a little travel bag, but she put it on a table and threw her arms around my neck. ‘Are you ready for this? All these hands on you?’ ‘Actually I’m a little scared. Shouldn’t I use condoms?’ ‘Good idea. I brought a big box, I know Bill was just tested before he started work, but I don’t know about the other couple.’ ‘Mmm. I guess it depends on how promiscuous they are. I know Gloria has been fucking Rob as well as her husband, and I guess one doesn’t know whom they’re fucking. I know Jack was talking about having loads of cum in me but maybe on me will do.’ Jack and Bill were talking over a drink and the bell rang again. Goldilocks was there along with her husband Dan. She slipped into the door and motioned to me. ‘Rob is outside in his car. I told him we were coming over to play but I didn’t know if you wanted another cock. If I don’t wave to him he’s just going to drive home.’ Josie said, ‘That’s perfect.’ She noticed the concern on my face. ‘If you’re not up to it I’m sure the rest of us can make use of him.’ I shrugged and said to Gloria, ‘Sure, why not.’ I looked at Josie. ‘I had him in my mouth for a brief second. He’s a nice size.’ ‘Oh I’ll think you’ll find that all sizes are welcome.’ I felt a shiver start at my toes at the things we might get up to. Josie looked at the guest bedroom that was off our living room. ‘We need about ten minutes to get things arranged. Why don’t you get a pitcher of ice water and glasses,’ she grinned. ‘Take your time.’ I went into the kitchen on shaky legs and made a pitcher of margaritas and one of ice water. I took as long as I could and then Jack came into the kitchen for me. ‘We’re ready for you.’ ‘Jack I’m so nervous. Maybe this is too much too fast.’ He held my face in his hands and kissed my eyes. ‘Any time you get uncomfortable you say ‘rascal’ to me and I’ll get everyone to go home. Josie says she’s going to take things very slow.’ I went into the room. The furniture had been moved to the side and the king size mattress from the guest room had been moved into the center of the floor. Sheets and pillows had been arranged. The lights were off but a dozen large candles had been positioned around the room. Josie and Gloria were sitting on the mattress their legs curled underneath. The men were nowhere in sight. They patted the bed. ‘We’re going to give you a massage.’ I took off my robe, folded it on the sofa, and sat on the bed. Gloria lifted my teddy off me and motioned me to lie down, covering me with a small towel. The next ten minutes passed in a flash. First, they relaxed my back and shoulders, rubbing me with almond oil and then there were four hands rubbing my butt, pulling my cheeks apart. My calves were massaged and then my inner thighs, I could feel myself getting wetter. When they turned me over I had a glimpse of naked flesh; they had both stripped, and Josie tied a blindfold over my eyes. I felt each breast being massaged by two hands and then I felt a heavy weight dragged over my breast and felt a hard nipple rub against mine. There was a lot of giggling and then I felt breasts all over me; on my stomach on my thighs. It must have been Gloria’s huge boob that lay between my thighs and her hand nipple that danced over my clit. Two hands were rubbing my breasts and then on legs and then I knew there were more hands, and fingers were touching my mouth and my eyes and my nipples and then a finger was inside me. It was almost too much. I felt both my legs lifted and each was being rubbed with long strokes and then my legs were separated and I felt hot breath on my pussy. A tongue lapped me, then there was movement, and my legs were lifted so my but was off the mattress and another tongue was probing deep inside me. I gasped and then a mouth was on my clit, lapping and sucking, at the same time that the tongue was deep inside. I felt the deep welling of my orgasm, but before I could come, the tongue disappeared and I felt something warm at my entrance. An incredible fullness and a cock slid inside me. It must be Bill because I felt that stretch again. This time I put one hand on my stomach and felt his cock poke up inside. God he was huge. The mouth on my clit was still there, even with that monster cock going in and out of me and now I couldn’t hold back and an orgasm ripped through me. I clenched down on the cock, which started pumping me harder. I came so hard I thought I was going to pass out. The lips disappeared and everyone was quiet for a minute, but then the cock started moving again and I felt my nipples sucked and pulled. I wanted to concentrate on the feeling of this amazing cock, but now my legs were being flipped and I was moved to a doggie position. I felt Bill’s hands on my hips and felt him pull his tool all the way out. I waited for him to push back in and he did, filling me up. He started moving deeply inside me and I tightened up. I reached behind to grab his balls and felt them tight and heavy against his cock. I moved my head up, surprised to feel another cock at my mouth. Like a baby with a pacifier I latched on, sucking it inside my mouth. The sensation of Bill fucking me put me in another space. I realized that this fucking would go on as long as I liked and that for once I didn’t have to worry that my lover would come before I’d finished. I started to really enjoy the mystery cock, but then there were fingers underneath us and I felt someone touch my clit. Bill sped up his pumping and I could tell he was about to cum. I reached under the mystery cock, past the balls and found a tight little hole. I let some saliva coat the finger and then I slipped it in. The cock in my mouth started to leak a little and I redoubled my efforts. Bill started cumming and I wondered if he was wearing a condom, but then I felt myself leaking around his cock and knew he’d splashed his semen into my cunt. I started cumming at the thought and felt my mouth fill with jism. I swallowed and then rolled to my side. The blindfold was taken off my eyes and a glass of water appeared. I was parched. I looked around. Jack was sitting in a chair, his cock completely hard. Bill was at the end of the bed and Rob lay back, a little cum leaking from his cock. Gloria and Joie were sitting back on their haunches smiling. ‘That was fabulous.’ I said. ‘Are you ready for more?’ I nodded. ‘Dan lay down here.’ Dan had been in the shadows and now he came forward. His cock was shorter than any of the others but it was definitely the thickest and it turned up at the end. He lay down and Josie leaned over him, sucking him briefly. She unrolled a condom onto his cock. ‘Now Sam, mount this thick cock.’ I got onto my hands and knees and moved over him. Josie held his cock up and I squatted down. It was much thicker than Bill’s and felt wonderful. I moved a little and then Josie was on her knees over his face and I saw her lower her pussy to his lips. ‘Oh that feels good’ She leaned forward to kiss me and I put my arms around her, lifting her boobs with my hands. I moved up and down on Dan’s cock and then I felt Jack beside me. I broke my kiss with Josie and felt his mouth on mine. He moved behind me and I felt a finger up my ass and some lube. Surely he wasn’t. and then an incredible feeling of fullness. He was up my ass, moving very slowly. I put my hands on Josie’s shoulders, only to feel Gloria step between us, her pussy at my face level. I stuck out my tongue and tasted her. That same taste of honey and cinnamon that I remembered from earlier. I felt Josie’s fingers beside her clit and I sucked it in. That had distracted me from the other sensations, but now Jack and Dan were moving together and all of the sensations were just too much and I started cumming again. This time there was no pause for me and the movement just continued through my orgasm. Amazingly, I just kept on cumming. At one point Gloria started cumming too and my mouth was drenched in her liquid. She gushed on me and then I felt her hands on my tits, rubbing her juice into me. I was almost relieved when both men shouted their orgasms. I felt the pressure of Jack’s cum fill my ass, and then they were both out of me. I flopped over. God I’d been fucked. Bill appeared with a bunch of washcloths and cleaned me off. I sat up and said, ‘Well that was amazing.’ Gloria laughed. ‘Oh its not over sweetie. I want you to suck my tits, then I want them titty fucked by every cock in the room, and then I want to use my strap on. But first, Bill you’re up to bat.’ I scooted over while Bill lay down. Gloria insisted that I hold his cock for her. It was just as big up close and she obligingly leaned back on her hands so I could lick and kiss them both as they joined. Jack lay down next to me and I did the same for him and Josie. It was great to see him fill her and then I lay back and watched them fuck. After a few minutes, I felt Rob curl next to me and it seemed only companionable to position myself so his cock could fill my pussy. I didn’t think I had another orgasm in me, but watching Jack and then Gloria’s huge tits bobbing started to work on me and Rob’s cock found exactly the right spot. Soon the room filled with the sounds of women orgasming and I was treated to the sight of Dan’s cock being fed alternately to each of our willing mouths. We fucked in every conceivable position for three more hours. I brought both Gloria and Josie to screaming orgasms and Gloria fucked my pussy and then my ass with her strap-on while the men sucked as many titties as they could find. At the end, the men had barely enough energy replace the mattress on the bed. Jack waited until everyone had left and then he gave me his final gift. He lay me down on our bed and got between my legs, talking to my pussy telling her how much he loved her, kissing her and cleaning her with his tongue. What a night!

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